40th Birthday Humor & Funny 40th Birthday Verses for your handmade greeting cards.
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You may have reach 40
But you’re certainly not over the Hill yet.
When you’re 40 – you can’t do the impossible
but you can still have fun trying.
Happy 40th Birthday
I though of getting you something really expensive
exciting and fun for your 40th Birthday.
But then I thought…No need you’ve already
I’d like to prepare your FAVOURITE SUPPER
for your 40th Birthday..but how do you cook a
Bet you can accept being forty with a casual shrug of the shoulders
Followed by Hysterical Screams and Uncontrollable Sobbing!!
Sick and Tired of all the sarcastic Mindless Cards
You’ve been getting that joke about you’re 40th Birthday
Frankly that’s not surprising!
The sense of HUMOR is the first thing TO GO!
I wanted to write a Poem about you on your 40th Birthday..
But nothing rhymes with ANCIENT!
Know the good thing about being 40?
I was hoping one of us would know!
Cheer up..Your sex lif isn’t over yet..
You can still manage the heavy breathing!
Don’t worry about getting OLD
Lots of people make mad passionate love at over 40
But it’s less dangerous if you stop the car first!
Keep smiling on your Birthday
It makes everyone wonder what you’re up to!
Happy 40th Birthday
There is nothing special about this 40th Birthday Card
Only the person receiving it.
40 today and you look really fit and trim..
Why, even your hair looks thinner!
Just pushed forty ish
but keep feeling sixteen
A Poem from a Parent to their 40 year old son!
Sons can be slouchy
Sons can be sweet
Sons can be grouchy
Sons can be neat
Sons can be broke
Sons can be well-to-do
But no Son could ever be LOVED more than YOU
At last someone to set an example of…
Maturity and Refinement…
Dignity and Style…
The Pub Crawl and Strip-o-gram have been arranged!
Happy Birthday – Now you’re 40
Welcome to the Middle Ages
Depressed about another birthday?
Look on the bright side-
Today you’re younger than you’ll ever be again